Time out
You know there is absolutely nothing wrong with taking a break. In fact I understand why other countries give their workers so many weeks of vacation. I just took one of my 2+ weeks off from work and I did absolutely nothing. I dealt with some shit that needed to be dealt with but other than that I did nothing.
Well nothing is not entirely true. I went out with my friends on Tuesday to a bar that a "straight" person most likely would not be at. At that bar I ran into one of the people I work with. Talk about uncomfortable. I'm not one for making excuses but for some reason I felt like I should. Glad I did because I found out that I have a secret (or not so secret) admirer. Now I can be friends with just about anyone but I was not going to let this man get in my pants and go back to work and tell everyone. That's just not the way I plan to be outed. At any rate he took his drunk ass home after buying me too much to drink and I went to yet another bar with my friends. Just must have been my night. I caught the attention of an older married man. For some reason I felt a little intrigued by this man. Probably because he was older. Probably because in some old school way of thinking, age equals security. Maybe it was because he has been married for 31 years and being discreet would not be something new to him. Or maybe it was just because I'm a slut and he had a big dick. I really don't know but whatever it was....he sure knew how to flatter a lady.
Now I know I gotta take some shit from my friends for this latest escapade but for all of you tramps...let's compare histories.
What a way to spend a vacation!!!
1 Comments:
I believe that you said it looked like he was trying to smuggle a puppy in his pants. I would have never thought to use a reference like that. You are truly an all out stank @ss hoe!!!!!!!!! I noticed that you and Dutchess Goodwood were taking turns bouncing on this old man's lap......of course I ain't one to gossip and you ain't heard this from me.
Sigh.....I guess truth be told.......Honey Ha has been known (on a very rare occassion or two) to bounce on a stranger's lap........but rather than calling it "tramping" I prefer the term "networking."
Love you bunches, ya dirty whore.........Honey
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