EPIPHANY

According to Webster, an epiphany is a comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization. Webster also defines epiphany as a sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something. Lady St. Claire defines epiphany as a nice swift kick in the rear end that life gives you when you are not doing what you are supposed to be doing. I'll be damn if that little voice just starts talking s--- worse than one of your friends in a bar with both of you drunk off your asses.
So tell me why I was sitting on the couch having myself a pity party that could put Cinderella's ball to shame when that little voice inside manned up and started talking trash to me. He said "why are you accepting just getting by?" "Why is this less than mediocre existence OK with you?" "When are you going to step up to the plate and accept that you are better than this and take your rightful place in this world?" WHY, WHY AND WHEN? It's funny how you get caught up in day to day living and you forget about what drives you because you are to wrapped up in surviving. Sometimes that little voice is necessary just to get you back on track. But there is a trick. YOU GOTTA LISTEN!!! For all of you hard headed buttheads like me, this is the hard part.

So Lady what's the plan? Well I've got a lot of tools at my disposal so I just have to use them. For those of you who know me, watch me go from pauper to prince. For those of you who don't read on. I'll tell you about my successes as well as my failures.